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    The Perfect Dress

    Priceless !!!!!

    THE PERFECT DRESS

    Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement -- not even her parents' nasty divorce. Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!

    A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother! Jennifer asked her step mom to exchange it, but she refused. "Absolutely not. I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it," she replied.

    Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, "Never mind sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day."

    A few days later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress. When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, "Aren't you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it."

    Her mother just smiled and replied, "Of course I do, dear. I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding."

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    The Perfect Dress

    ha ha ha........loved it!!!!
    Formerly known as Starlight Impress.

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      #3
      The Perfect Dress

      Don't mess with "wiser" women! :H

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        When I got Married in 1971 I was given the choice by my mom of a DRESS or a Vacaum Cleaner...I chose the vacaum....Thats a VIRGO for YA !!!!
        sigpicEyes on the PRIZE, a SOBER Future !!!

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          The Perfect Dress

          Very clever and classy!
          *Definition of Insanity: doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result* Albert Einstein

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            #6
            The Perfect Dress

            That's a Mom anyone could love!
            Happy to be AF Since 9.13.08

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