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    (1)Fine:
    This is the word women use to
    end an argument when they are right
    and you need to shut up.

    (2)Five Minutes:
    If she is getting dressed,
    this means a half an hour.
    'Five minutes' is only five minutes if you have
    just been given five more minutes
    to watch the game before helping around the house.

    (3)Nothing:
    This is the calm before the storm.
    This means something,
    and you should be on your toes.
    Arguments that begin with 'nothing' usually end in 'fine'.

    (4)Go Ahead:
    This is a dare,
    not permission. Don't Do It!

    (5)Loud Sigh:
    This is actually a word,
    but is a non-verbal statement
    often misunderstood by men.
    A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot
    and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
    here and arguing with you about 'nothing'.
    (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of 'nothing'.)

    (6) That's Okay:
    This is one of the most dangerous statements
    a woman can make to a man.
    'That's okay' means she wants to think long
    and hard before deciding how
    and when you will pay for your mistake.

    (7)Thanks:
    A woman is thanking you, do not question,
    or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
    (I want to add in a clause here -
    This is true, unless she says
    'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm
    and she is not thanking you at all.
    DO NOT say 'you're welcome'...
    that will bring on a 'whatever').

    (8)Whatever:
    Is a woman's way of saying 'You Jerk!

    (9)Don't worry about it,
    I got it:

    Another dangerous statement,
    meaning this is something that a woman has told a man
    to do several times, but is now doing it herself.
    This will later result in a man asking
    'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.


    * Send this to the men you know,
    to warn them about arguments
    they can avoid if they remember the terminology.

    * Send this to all the women you know
    to give them a good laugh,
    because they know it's true
    :beach: life does change as long as you are willing to change yourself ..
    best thing about the future it comes one day at a time..

    #2
    9 Words Woman Use.....

    Funny tl!!!, only......the jerks in this girl`s life to date have caused me personally to be a tad more "direct"!!! lol
    Formerly known as Starlight Impress.

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      #3
      9 Words Woman Use.....

      OHT OOH...Guilty as charged...
      sigpicEyes on the PRIZE, a SOBER Future !!!

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        #4
        9 Words Woman Use.....

        ROFL at number 5!!

        I have caught my daughter doing it to me and was telling a friend about it the other day so she told me to becareful as I was probably doing it myself.... oops I have caught myself doing it a couple of times since then!! So officially I am teaching my daughter how to fight like a woman LOL!
        "The person who says it cannot be done should not interrupt the person doing it"

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          #5
          9 Words Woman Use.....

          Mee too!!
          Guilty!
          Loved this one and will share it around at work.
          Thanks TLRGS!!

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            #6
            9 Words Woman Use.....

            So true..so sad that I learned these things so late in life!
            BHOG
            War isn't working. Let's try Peace!

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