On a bar of Dial soap: 'Directions: Use like regular soap.'
(and that would be how??...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: 'Serving suggestion: Defrost.'
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): 'Do not turn upside down.'
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: 'Product will be hot after
heating.'
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: 'Do not iron clothes on
body.'
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:'Do not drive a car or
operate machinery after taking this medication.'
On Nytol Sleep Aid: 'Warning: May cause drowsiness.'
On most brands of Christmas lights: 'For indoor or outdoor use
only.'
On Sunsbury's peanuts: 'Warning: contains nuts.'
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: 'Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.
Enjoy Life and Laugh Often!
BHOG
(and that would be how??...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: 'Serving suggestion: Defrost.'
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): 'Do not turn upside down.'
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: 'Product will be hot after
heating.'
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: 'Do not iron clothes on
body.'
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:'Do not drive a car or
operate machinery after taking this medication.'
On Nytol Sleep Aid: 'Warning: May cause drowsiness.'
On most brands of Christmas lights: 'For indoor or outdoor use
only.'
On Sunsbury's peanuts: 'Warning: contains nuts.'
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: 'Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.
Enjoy Life and Laugh Often!
BHOG