Monkeys

[rubywillow]

A little old lady had two pet monkeys, who died of old age within minutes of each other. She takes them to the local taxidermist, and says " My friends tell me you can fix my monkeys so I can keep them forever".

"Oh," says the taxidermist. " You want them mounted?"

"No!" replies the little old lady, looking shocked. "Holding hands will be fine.":winkmonkey:

[rubywillow]

Monkeys

:bump: for you.

[IAD]

Monkeys

That's great........Rube. ha! Of course you know this reminds me of an old quote by Julis Ceaser : " I saw, I concoured, I came " I think that's the way it went ! Ha! IAD

[IAD]

Monkeys

That's great Ruby....reminds me of this Eastern European who was trying to express his feelings to his American girl friend..........but kind of got his words all mixed Up: What he wanted to say: " I would like to lay down with you on a bear skin Rug in front of a roaring fire."..........but what he did say......."I would like to lay on a rug bare skin with you and our fire." Ha! Funny how this can get messed up in translation....IAD