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    Eight Words with two Meanings

    Eight Words with two Meanings



    1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
    Female.... Any part under a car's hood.
    Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

    2. VULNERABLE (vul-NE-Ra-bel) adj.
    Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
    Male.... Playing football without a cup.

    3. COMMUNICATION ( ko-myoo-in-Kay-shon) n ..
    Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
    Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

    4. COMMITMENT (ko- mit-ment) n.
    Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family. !
    Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

    5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
    Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
    Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

    6. FLATULENCE ( flach-U-lens) n.
    Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
    Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding

    7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
    Female.... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
    Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

    8. REMOTE CONTROL (RI-moht kon-trohl) n.
    Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
    Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
    AND;
    He said . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
    She said . . You wear pants don't you?

    He said . . .... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
    She said That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

    He said ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
    She said ......Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

    He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
    She said . We don't know; it has never happened.

    He said .. Why are married women heavier than single women?
    She said . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

    SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO
    THE GUYS YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT
    :beach: life does change as long as you are willing to change yourself ..
    best thing about the future it comes one day at a time..

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    Eight Words with two Meanings

    I love it!!!!


    Already sent it off to a zillion female friends...thanks!
    Happy to be AF Since 9.13.08

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