[B]WARNING: Don't read any further if you're offended by, well, anthing.
A nun gets in a cab and notices the very handsome driver keeps staring at her in the mirror. "My son", she says, "Do you want to ask me something?"
Cabbie says timidly, "Yes sister, but I don't want to offend you."
Nun replies, "After all I've seen and heard, I don't think you could do that."
"Well," continues driver, " I've always had a fantasy of sharing a passionate kiss with a nun!"
Nun replies, "Hmm, I think I can fulfill that desire. But you have to answer 2 questions first. One, you must not be married, and two, you must be catholic.
Cabbie answers excitedly, " No, I'm not married, and I am Cathlic."
The nun then agrees to his wish, and they pull into a dark alley, where she proceeds to engage in a steamy session of tonsil hockey that would make a hooker blush.
Back in the cab, the driver suddenly bursts into tears. "My son, what's wrong?" nun asks.
"I'm sorry, sister, but I have sinned. I'm married, and I'm Jewish!"
"That's OK, dear," smiles nun. "My name is Lloyd, and I'm going to a costume party!"
:creepydude::badboy:
A nun gets in a cab and notices the very handsome driver keeps staring at her in the mirror. "My son", she says, "Do you want to ask me something?"
Cabbie says timidly, "Yes sister, but I don't want to offend you."
Nun replies, "After all I've seen and heard, I don't think you could do that."
"Well," continues driver, " I've always had a fantasy of sharing a passionate kiss with a nun!"
Nun replies, "Hmm, I think I can fulfill that desire. But you have to answer 2 questions first. One, you must not be married, and two, you must be catholic.
Cabbie answers excitedly, " No, I'm not married, and I am Cathlic."
The nun then agrees to his wish, and they pull into a dark alley, where she proceeds to engage in a steamy session of tonsil hockey that would make a hooker blush.
Back in the cab, the driver suddenly bursts into tears. "My son, what's wrong?" nun asks.
"I'm sorry, sister, but I have sinned. I'm married, and I'm Jewish!"
"That's OK, dear," smiles nun. "My name is Lloyd, and I'm going to a costume party!"
:creepydude::badboy:
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