A senior citizen drove his brand new Porsche convertible out of the Dealership inDallas, TX. Taking off down the road, he goosed it to 80mph, enjoying the windblowing through what little hair he had left. Amazing, he thought, as he flew down I-20, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the highway patrol behind him,blue lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, 'What am I doing? I'm too old for this', and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival. Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Porsche, looked at his watchand said, 'Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can giveme a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go.' The old gentleman paused and then said, 'Years ago, my wife ran off witha State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back.'
'Have a good day, Sir', replied the Trooper.
'Have a good day, Sir', replied the Trooper.
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