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    A Visit to the Gynecologist!

    A middle-aged woman seemed
    > sheepish as she visited
    > her gynecologist."Come now,"
    > coaxed the doctor, "you've been
    > seeing me for years!
    >
    > There's nothing you can't tell me."
    >
    > "This one's kind of strange..."
    >
    > "Let me be the judge of that," the
    > doctor replied.
    >
    > "Well," she said, "yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and
    > heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet and when I looked down, the
    > water was full of pennies."
    >
    > "I see."
    >
    > "That afternoon I went to the bathroom again and,plink-plink-plink,
    > there were nickels in the bowl."
    >
    > "That night," she went on, "I went again, plink-plink-plink, and there
    > were dimes and this morning there were quarters ! You've got to tell
    > me what's wrong with me!," she implored, "I'm scared out of my wits!"
    >
    > The gynecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder.
    >
    > "There, there, it's nothing to be scared about."
    >
    > "You're
    > simply going through the change!
    >
    *Definition of Insanity: doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result* Albert Einstein

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    A Visit to the Gynecologist!

    Groooan :H

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      #3
      A Visit to the Gynecologist!

      I did laugh though....
      The more we appreciate life, the more life appreciates and bestows us with more goodness.

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        #4
        A Visit to the Gynecologist!

        OH NO...I should have seen that one coming...
        sigpicEyes on the PRIZE, a SOBER Future !!!

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          A Visit to the Gynecologist!

          wish it were that easy
          sigpic
          Never look down on a person unless you are offering them a hand up.
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