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[Popeye]

I was looking for a song that I had been told was real, entitled
"I Gave You My Heart And A Diamond, And You Clubbed Me With A Spade......
And I found these............


(To the best of my knowledge, these titles are real.)


Am I Double Parked by the Curbstone of Your Heart?

Are You Drinkin With Me Jesus?

At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self Service Pump

Billy Broke My Heart at Walgreens and I Cried All the Way to Sears

Come out of the Wheatfield Nellie, You're Going Against the Grain

Did I Shave my Legs for This?

Don't Chop Any Wood Mother, I'm Comin' in With a Load!

Don't Give Me A Plastic Saddle 'Cuz I Want To Feel That Leather When I Ride

Get Off the Table, Mabel (The Two Dollars is for the Beer)

I Don't Care if it Rains or Freezes 'Long as I Have My Plastic Jesus Sittin' on the Dashboard of my Car

I Gave Her My Heart And A Diamond And She Clubbed Me With A Spade

I Gave Her the Ring, and She Gave Me the Finger

I Got Tears In My Ears From Lying On My Bed Crying On My Pillow Over You

I Still Miss You Baby... But My Aim is Getting Better

I Want a Beer as Cold as My Ex-Wife's Heart

I Was Looking Back to See If You Were Looking Back to See If I Was Looking Back to See if You Were Looking Back at Me

I Went Back to My Fourth Wife for the Third Time and Gave Her a Second Chance to Make a First Class Fool Out of Me

I Wish I Were A Woman (So I Could Go Out With A Guy Like Me)

I'd Rather Hear A Fat Girl Fart Than A Pretty Boy Sing

I'm So Miserable Without You, it's Almost like Having you Here

Jeremiah Peabody's Polyunsaturated Quick Dissolving Fast Acting Pleasant Tasting Green and Purple Pills

Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed

Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life

Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye

Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure

How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You Know I've Been A
Liar All My Life?

I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life

I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me

I Flushed You From The Toilet Of My Heart.

I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You

I Wanna Whip Your Cow

I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck

I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy

I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life

I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart

I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare Line

If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low

If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You

If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will

If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?

Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)

My Every Day Silver Is Plastic

My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart

My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him

Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, Baby I Can See Through You

Pardon Me, I've Got Someone To Kill

She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft

She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger

She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart

Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone

They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin' Out

Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart

When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I'll Think You're Walking In

You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too

You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd

You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat

You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life

You're The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly

If You Walk Away From Me, I'll Love You From Behind


Oh my......I can't see any more.:H:H

[startingover]

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almost wetting meself here !

[tlrgs]

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its amazing how many things pop up when you look for just one thing..lmao

[IAD]

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You missed....."The beer that made Milwuakee famous made a loser out of me !" IAD.

[Evie.Lou]

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I have been looking for a song for years that I thought was by John Oats,but can't find it anywhere.The words were something like...Just give me the warm power of the sun the gentle flow of the waterfall...The spirit of living things,as they return to play..I wanted to share it with a local group of kids that are trying to get people to go GREEN...I thought it would be good,as their theme song.Anybody know the song???

[Lila]

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has anyone ever played a country song backwords? Your dog comes home, your wife comes back, you get your job back...

[rubywillow]

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OK,OK, I LOVE country music, but I do recognize 3 of those above. I DO know there's one that goes, "You're wife's been cheating on us again. What's mine is mine and what's yours is mine, that's the way it's always been. If you don't do somethin' quick, we ain't gonna be friends, 'cause your wife's been cheating on us again!"

[Evie.Lou]

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Thanks so much ONE2...I hope they like it as much as I do...Perfect theme song for them..

[rubywillow]

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Buffalo Herd

Thanks, Wally! We met Roger Miller years ago after one of his concerts and he was a hilarioius man. If you came from where I did, you grew on real country music, not today's pop, and you understood it's roots. Some is corny without meaning to be but most is tongue-in-cheek. Southerners are great at laughing at themselves!:H

[A Work in Progress]

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I remember singing this one while I was in college...

[ame=

]YouTube - Plastic Jesus[/ame]

[Popeye]

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For Evie....

[ame=

]YouTube - John Hall's "Warm Power of the Sun"[/ame]

[EZ Ed]

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[ame=

]YouTube - "If My Nose Was Running Money" By Aaron Wilburn[/ame]

[Evie.Lou]

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Thanks POPEYE..I ordered the MUSE..NO NUKES CD to give to this group of GREEN KIDS.They are a great youth group that has the goal to make our town GREENER.I hope they will use it as back ground music when they set up at expos.The NO NUKES version has a much younger John Hall singing with other MUSE artists.I am very grateful to have found this song.It would never have happened if you hadn't started this thread...THANKS SO MUCH..

[Suzanna]

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I knew the plastic Jesus song was real, WIP! How could it not be?? :H

[IAD]

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[ame=

]YouTube - Alan Jackson;Jimmy Buffett - It's Five O' Clock Somewhere[/ame] Here's one.......IAD.