The operator said, "I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the name and room number?"
Little old lady, in her weak and tremulous voice said, "Norma Findley, Room 302."
The operator place her on hold a moment while she checks with the nurse, then returns to the phone. "Oh, I have good news, her nurse just told me that Norma is doing well. Her blood pressure is fine, her blood work came back normal, and her doctor has scheduled her to be released Tuesday."
Little old lady said,"Thank you, that's wonderful. I was so worried! God bless you for the good news."
The ooperator replied, "You're more than welcome. Is Norma your daugher?"
Little old lady said, "No, I'm Norma Findley in 302. No on tells me s..t."