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    A Horse, A Chicken the Harley

    A Horse, A Chicken & the Harley:
    On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to
    play together.
    One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and
    began to sink.
    Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get
    the farmer for help!
    Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he
    searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town
    with the only tractor.

    Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley.
    Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a
    length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.

    Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the
    chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of
    rope the chicken tossed to him .

    After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike,
    the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike,
    rescued the horse!

    Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the
    farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.

    The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies,
    Best Pals.
    A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he
    too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!

    The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large
    puddle.
    Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down
    thing and he would then lift him out of the pit.
    The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out,
    saving his life.
    The moral of the story? (yep, you betcha, there IS a moral! )



    "When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks"

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    A Horse, A Chicken the Harley

    Oy, I never saw that coming........LOL
    *Definition of Insanity: doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result* Albert Einstein

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      #3
      A Horse, A Chicken the Harley

      That's going to Hub's next Harley meeting, it he ever gets home from this one!
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      Never look down on a person unless you are offering them a hand up.
      awprint: RUBY Imagine yourself doing What you love and loving What you do, Being happy From the inside Out, experiencing your Dreams wide awake, Being creative, being Unique, being you - changing things to the way YOU know they can BE - Living the Life you Always imagined.awprint:

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        #4
        A Horse, A Chicken the Harley

        Funny!
        War isn't working. Let's try Peace!

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          #5
          A Horse, A Chicken the Harley

          Good one!
          MM

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            #6
            A Horse, A Chicken the Harley

            It never gets old!!! So funny to re-read it and my reply at this stage in my journey!!!
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            Never look down on a person unless you are offering them a hand up.
            awprint: RUBY Imagine yourself doing What you love and loving What you do, Being happy From the inside Out, experiencing your Dreams wide awake, Being creative, being Unique, being you - changing things to the way YOU know they can BE - Living the Life you Always imagined.awprint:

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