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    Good Morning!

    A man walks into his kitchen one morning where his wife is cooking eggs, still wearing only the T-shirt she slept in.
    "You've got to make love to me right now," says the wife.
    Thinking he was still dreaming, the man thought how lucky he was as he gave it everything he had, right on the kitchen table.
    Afterwards, he asks, "Well, honey, how was that?" as she turned to take up the eggs.
    "Just right," she replied. "My egg timer's broken.
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    Good Morning!

    I wonder if he lost his appetite?

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