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    WHY parents drink!!!!!

    The boss wondered why one of his most valued employee had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper.
    'Hello ?'
    'Is your daddy home?' he asked.
    ' Yes ,' whispered the small voice.
    'May I talk with him?'
    The child whispered, 'No.'
    Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, 'Is your Mommy there?'
    'Yes.'
    'May I talk with her?'
    Again the small voice whispered, 'No .'
    Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, 'Is anybody else there?'
    'Yes.' whispered the child, 'A policeman '.
    Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, 'May I speak with the policeman?'
    ' No, he's busy ', whispered the child.
    'Busy doing what?'
    'Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman ,' came the whispered answer.
    Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, 'What is that noise?'
    'A helicopter ' answered the whispering voice.
    'What is going on there?' demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.
    Again, whispering, the child answered,' The search team just landed a helicopter .'
    Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, 'What are they searching for?'
    Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle...
    'ME .'
    "Keep me away from the wisdom which does not cry, the philosophy which does not laugh and the greatness which does not bow before children." Kahlil Gibran
    Clean and sober 25th January 2009

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    WHY parents drink!!!!!

    Oh, Hip! Do you know my granddaughter?
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      #3
      WHY parents drink!!!!!

      Love it hip!
      Sometimes I wonder...."Why is that frisbee getting bigger?"...and then it hits me.

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        #4
        WHY parents drink!!!!!

        Double Ditto

        My twins, use to do that all the time, especially in clothing stores. Not Police etc. though

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          #5
          WHY parents drink!!!!!

          Hahahhahahaha..... oh wow, so not funny if you're the parent! :H
          Okay, WHO put a stop payment on my reality check?

          Winning since October 24th, 2013

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