Immediately he visits his doctor, and upon learning of the man's travels, doc says, "I'm sorry but you've picked up an incurable disease and must have your affected member amputated."
Horrified, the man visits 2 more doctors, only to receive the same diagnosis. Despondent, he tells his friend about the problem. The friend then suggests the man find a doctor from that particular part of the world as he might be more informed about other treatments.
The man does just that, and breathes a HUGE sigh of relief when the oriental doctor tells him amputation will not be necessary.
"Oh my god," gushes the man. "You don't know how happy I am to hear no amputation! What do you prescribe I do?"
"Oh, do nothing, sir, do nothing!" replies the doc. "Two, three weeks, it fall off by itself.":H
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