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    THE ACCIDENT

    This is a bricklayer's accident report, which wa printed in the newsletter of the Australian equivalent of the Workers' Compensation Board. This is a true story.

    Dear Sir,

    I am writing in response to your request for additional information in Block 3 of the accident report form. I put "'poor planning" as the cause of my accident. You asked for a fuller explanation and I trust the following details will be sufficient.

    I am a bricklayer. On the day of the accident, I was working alone on the roof of a new six story building. When I completed my work, I found that I had some bricks left over which, when weighed later, were found to be slightly in excess of 500 lbs. Rather than carry the bricks down by hand, I decided to lower them in a barrel by using a pulley, which was attached to the side of the building on the sixth floor.

    Securing the rope at ground level, I went up to the roof, swung the barrel out and loaded the bricks into it. Then I went down and untied the rope, holding it tightly to ensure a slow descent of the bricks. You will note in Block 11 of the accident report form that I weigh 135lbs.

    Due to my surprise at being jerked off the ground so suddenly, I lost my presence of mind and forgot to let go of the rope. Needless to say, I proceeded at a rapid rate up the side of the building. In the vicinity of the third floor, I met the barrel, which was now proceeding downward at an equal, impressive speed. This explained the fractured skull, minor abrasions and the broken collar bone, as listed in section 3 of the form.

    Slowed only slightly, I continued my rapid ascent, not stopping until the fingers of my right hand were two knuckles deep into the pulley. Fortunately by the time I had regained my presence of mind and was able to hold tightly to the rope, in spite of beginning to experience a great deal of pain.

    At approximately the same time, however, the barrel of bricks hit the ground and the bottom fell out of the barrel. Now, devoid of the weight of the bricks, that barrel weighed approximately 50 lbs. I refer you again to my weight. As you can immagine, I began a rapid descent, down the side of the building. In the vicinity of the third floor, I met the barrel coming up. This accounts for the two fractured ankles, broken tooth and several lacerations of my legs and lower body.

    Here, my luck began to change, slightly. The encounter with the barrel seemed to slow me enough to lessen my injuries when I fell into the pile of bricks and fortunately only 3 vertebrae were cracked. I am sorry to report, however, as I lay there on the pile of bricks, in pain, unable to move, I again lost my composure and presence of mind and let go of the rope and I lay there watching the empty barrel begin its journey back down to me.

    This explains the two broken legs.:upset:

    They settled his claim.
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    LOL! Thanks for the laugh!!
    Noelle sez "Do want you like, like what you do. Life is Good."

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      omg!

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        OH my gosh I can even picture it lol, thanks for the laugh....Rusty
        :heart:AF since May 31 2008.....Happy and Healthy

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          hysterical )))
          Living now and not just existing since 9th July 2008
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            This story is actually the bricklayers song, made famous by the Corries and other folk singers.

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              of course it is!!!

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