HOW TO INSTALL A HOME
SECURITY SYSTEM
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of
men?s used size 14?16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with
several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns &
Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots
and magazine.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to
the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an
hour. Don?t mess with the pit bulls ? they
attacked the mailman this morning and messed
him up real bad. I don?t think Killer took part
in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.
PS: I locked all four of ?em in the house.
Better wait outside.
SECURITY SYSTEM
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of
men?s used size 14?16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with
several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns &
Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots
and magazine.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to
the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an
hour. Don?t mess with the pit bulls ? they
attacked the mailman this morning and messed
him up real bad. I don?t think Killer took part
in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.
PS: I locked all four of ?em in the house.
Better wait outside.
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