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    WALK ON WATER

    Three ministers of different faiths were fishing buddies. After a few hours on the water, the Baptist minister said he needed to relieve himself, so he hopped out of the boat and walked across the water to land, then shortly returned to the boat the same way. Not long after, the Methodist minister said the same thing, hopped out of the boat, walked across the water, then returned the same way. The Catholic priest, who had sat in silence, decided he couldn't be out done by the other men of God. He stood, told them he was going to the bank a moment, jumped out of the boat and promptly sank.

    The Baptist minister looked at the Methodist minister and ask, "Suppose we should tell him where the rocks are?"
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