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    Post Turtle

    While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, whose hand
    was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a
    conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to
    Palin and her bid.

    The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Palin is a 'Post Turtle'".

    Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post
    turtle' was.

    The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road you
    come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a
    'post turtle".

    The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he
    continued to explain. "You know she didn't get up there by herself,
    she doesn't belong up there, and she doesn't know what to do while
    she's up there, and you just wonder what kind of dummy put her up
    there to begin with".

    #2
    Post Turtle

    Ha! Wonderful!

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      #3
      Post Turtle

      HAHA!!

      lOVE iT!!!
      The more we appreciate life, the more life appreciates and bestows us with more goodness.

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        #4
        Post Turtle

        Perfect!

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          #5
          Post Turtle

          Tawny Frog,
          You have caught the spirit of this Americn election season by the short hairs!
          Sad but funny at the same time.
          BHOG
          War isn't working. Let's try Peace!

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            #6
            Post Turtle

            LMAO... Hmmm my neighbour just told me the 'Post Turtle' last night... being from Kentucky..... mmm is she a member of this forum?????? Or is this just a majorly fun Joke!!!
            Yay Tawny!!
            HeHaw!

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              #7
              Post Turtle

              Or maybe Palin is the majorly fun joke.
              My life is better without alcohol, since 9/1/12. My sobriety tool is the list at permalink 236 on the toolbox thread under monthly abstinance.

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                #8
                Post Turtle

                Ms Frog
                In the unlikely even that the Post Turtle wins may I come live with you?
                -Sheep

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                  #9
                  Post Turtle

                  lolol
                  Nov 1 2006 avg 100 - 120 drinks/week
                  April 29 2011 TSM avg 70 - 80/wk
                  wks* 1- 6: 256/1AF (avg 42.6/wk)
                  wks* 7-12: 229/3AF (avg 38.1/wk)
                  wks 13-18: 192/5AF (avg 32.0/wk)
                  wks 19-24: 176/1AF (avg 29.3/wk)
                  wks 25-30: 154/10AF (avg 25.6/wk)
                  wks 31-36: 30/37AF (avg 5/wk )

                  I may not be there yet, but I'm closer than I was yesterday.
                  http://www.thesinclairmethod.net/community/

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