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    Oldie but a goodie

    An aeroplane is flying over the atlantic carrying Nelson Mandella, David Beckham, Gordon Brown, and a schoolgirl when it starts to have engine trouble..The pilot bails leaving 4 passengers and only 3 chutes..
    Gordon Brown shouts i have a country to run..(lol)..grabs a chute and jumps..David beckham shouts i also have a country to lead..(lol) grabs a chute and jumps..

    Mr Mandella says i am old and have had my life...You take the last chute little girl...

    It's ok she says...David Beckham just jumped out with my school bag..
    I don't care who you are...Your not walking on water while i'm fishing..
    One drink is too many... A thousand is never enough...Sober since July 2nd 2009
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    #2
    Oldie but a goodie

    LOL never heard that before

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      #3
      Oldie but a goodie

      love it
      :beach: life does change as long as you are willing to change yourself ..
      best thing about the future it comes one day at a time..

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        #4
        Oldie but a goodie

        Here's an oldie but maybe goodie ! ha! IAD
        ?Be who you are and say what you feel because
        those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.?
        Dr. Seuss

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          #5
          Oldie but a goodie

          :H:H lol...very funny Mackeral, love it... i can just imagine David Beckham jumping out of the plane with posh hand bag.

          Take Care

          love
          Teardrop.x
          family is everything to me

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            #6
            Oldie but a goodie

            Hee Hee!

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              #7
              Oldie but a goodie

              :HHee Hee!:H

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