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    I need to wash my car,
    I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, and notice the can is full.
    So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage first.
    But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.
    I take my checkbook off the table, and see there's only 1 check left.
    My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house to my desk where I find my can of Coke that I had been drinking.
    I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Coke aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over. I see that the Coke is getting warm, and I decide I should put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.
    As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke, a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye - they need to be watered.
    I set the Coke down on the counter and discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning.
    I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers.
    I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly I spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table.
    I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I will be looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers.
    I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the floor.
    So, I set the remote back down on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill.
    Then I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.
    At the end of the day,
    The car isn't washed,
    the bills aren't paid,
    there is warm Coke sitting on the counter,
    the flowers don't have enough water,
    there is still only one check in my checkbook,
    I can't find the remote.
    That's life!
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    #2
    Memory

    This sounds very much my life too!!!
    Goal 1: Today
    Goal 2: Tomorrow

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      #3
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      At least part of the floor's clean. :H

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        #4
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        Ruby....it me too
        Was an alcoholic yesterday, an alcoholic today and will still be an alcoholic tomorrow..... but I'm in charge now!

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          #5
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          It's the cat i'm worried about..
          I don't care who you are...Your not walking on water while i'm fishing..
          One drink is too many... A thousand is never enough...Sober since July 2nd 2009

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            #6
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            LMAO!

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              #7
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              Hmmmm.... sounds so familiar!!

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                #8
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                hi ruby and the rest,rags,fic,mac,on,hart,lucy and one kind of sets the day in motion,so true

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