. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I want to be involved in.
.When you are scared-- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
.When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.
ze: 15px;">.When you are confused-- I will use little, tiny words.
. When you are sick--Stay the hell away from me until you are wellagain. I don't want whatever you have.
.When you fall-- I will probably point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end 'Why?' you may ask;'because you are my friend'.
Friendship is like peeing your pants,everyone can see it,but only you can feel it's true warmth.
Remember:A friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel...
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