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    One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book.

    The peace and solitude are magnificent.

    Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up along side the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'.

    'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, Isn't that obvious?).

    'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

    'I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'.

    'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

    'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.

    'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.

    'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment'

    'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.



    MORAL

    Never argue with a woman who reads.

    It's likely she can also think.

    #2
    Never argue with a woman who reads ...

    Bluey,
    That's a beauty!!

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      #3
      Never argue with a woman who reads ...

      Ha ha ha! Briliant!
      "The person who says it cannot be done should not interrupt the person doing it"

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        #4
        Never argue with a woman who reads ...

        LMAO
        Formerly known as Starlight Impress.

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          #5
          Never argue with a woman who reads ...

          Bluey,
          That's a good one!!!!!
          "People usually fail when they are on the verge of success. So give as much care to the end as to the beginning." Lao-Tzu

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            #6
            Never argue with a woman who reads ...

            Gonna remember that one. May need to use it sometime!
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