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    The Indian and the Lawyer

    A lawyer and an Indian are sitting next to each other on a long flight.
    The lawyer is thinking that Indians are so dumb that he could get over
    on them easy...So the lawyer asks if the Indian would like to play a fun game.

    The Indian is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists, and
    says that the game is a lot of fun. I ask you a question, and if you don't
    know the answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me one, and if I don't know
    the answer, I will pay you $500, he says. This catches the Indians attention
    and to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

    The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's the
    distance from The Earth to the Moon?' The Indian doesn't say a word,
    reaches in his pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.

    Now, it's the Indian's turn. He asks the lawyer,
    'What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?' The lawyer
    uses his laptop and searches all references he could find on the Net. He sends
    e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
    of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the Indian and hands him
    $500. The Indian pockets the $500 and goes right back to sleep.

    The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes
    the Indian up and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
    comes down with four?' The Indian reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back
    to sleep.

    #2
    The Indian and the Lawyer

    HaHaHA...Took me a sec to get it though..Excellent
    I don't care who you are...Your not walking on water while i'm fishing..
    One drink is too many... A thousand is never enough...Sober since July 2nd 2009

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      #3
      The Indian and the Lawyer

      Love it!
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        #4
        The Indian and the Lawyer

        ummm I don't get it???
        "The person who says it cannot be done should not interrupt the person doing it"

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          #5
          The Indian and the Lawyer

          that is FUNNY!!
          Living now and not just existing since 9th July 2008
          Nicotine Free since 6th February 2009

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            #6
            The Indian and the Lawyer

            Please explain it to this dunce!
            "The person who says it cannot be done should not interrupt the person doing it"

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              #7
              The Indian and the Lawyer

              Dee Bee, there is no answer to the joke, so the lawyer went to all that trouble for nothing and the Indian guy keeps paying only $5 a time because he doesn't have an answer.

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                #8
                The Indian and the Lawyer

                actullythere is the lawyer was suppose to be the smart guy,the native again replied and handed him 5 back went back to sleep,hahahha lol

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                  #9
                  The Indian and the Lawyer

                  hi dee and anyone else, i to didnt get it till my 20 year xplained

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                    #10
                    The Indian and the Lawyer

                    old son sorry my brain is wish washy lately not cause of AL either hahha im gettin OLD

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                      #11
                      The Indian and the Lawyer

                      YO MACKERS HOW YOU FEELIN SICE I GOT YOU ON THE THREAD AND MRS MACK

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