> >>
> >> Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when
> >> she hollers out.
> >>
> >> Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!"
> >>
> >>
> >> Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with
> >> the outhouse."
> >>
> >> Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there
> >> and fix it."
> >>
> >> So Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around
> >> and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong
> >> with the outhouse!"
> >>
> >> Ma replies, "Stick yur head in the hole!"
> >>
> >> Pa yells back, "I ain't stickin my head in
> >> that hole!"
> >>
> >> Ma says, "Ya have to stick yur head in the
> >> hole to see what to fix."
> >>
> >> So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole,
> >> looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't
> >> nuthin wrong with this outhouse!"
> >>
> >> Ma hollers back, "Now take your head out of
> >> the hole!" Pa proceeds to pull his head out of
> >> the hole, then starts yelling, "Ma! Help! My
> >> beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!"
> >>
> >>
> >> To which Ma replies, "Hurt's, don't it ?!"
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