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    T.G.I.F.

    A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T.G.I.F."

    He smiled at her and replied, "S.H.I.T."

    She looked puzzled and repeated, "T.G.I.F." more slowly.

    He again answered, "S.H.I.T."

    The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possible, "T.G.I.F!"

    The man smiled back to her and said once again, "S.H.I.T."

    The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain. "T.G.I.F." means 'Thank Goodness It's Friday.' Get it, duuhhh?"

    The man answered, "Yes, 'S.H.I.T.' means, 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday!'":H
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    T.G.I.F.

    Good one Ruby.......T.G.I.F. anyway ! HA!
    ?Be who you are and say what you feel because
    those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.?
    Dr. Seuss

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      T.G.I.F.

      S.H.I.M., IAD!!!!!
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      Never look down on a person unless you are offering them a hand up.
      awprint: RUBY Imagine yourself doing What you love and loving What you do, Being happy From the inside Out, experiencing your Dreams wide awake, Being creative, being Unique, being you - changing things to the way YOU know they can BE - Living the Life you Always imagined.awprint:

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