Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
?He didn't have the guts.
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
?Bone appetit !
What do ghosts serve for dessert?
?Ice Scream
Why do witches fly on brooms?
?Vacuum cleaner cords aren't long enough
When is it bad luck to meet a black cat?
?When you're a mouse
What was the witch's favorite subject in school?
?Spelling
What do you call a friendly dead Egyptian?
?A chummy mummy
What do you call a skeleton who won't work?
?Lazy bones
What do you call a fat Jack-O-Lantern?
?A plumpkin
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
?Dayscare centers
Why don't skeletons like parties?
?They have no body to dance with
What kind of mistakes do spooks make?
?Boo boos
What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?
?Benjamin Frankenstein
What do witches put on their hair?
?Scare spray
What was the favorite game at the ghosts' birthday party?
?Hide and shriek!
How does a witch tell time?
?She looks at her witch watch
How does a monster score a football touchdown?
?He runs over the ghoul line
What do the birds sing on Halloween?
?Twick or Tweet
What is Transylvania's national sport?
?Drac racing
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
?No body
Did you hear what happened to the boy and girl vampires?
?They loved in vein
Which story do all little witches love to hear at bedtime?
?Ghoul Deluxe and the Three Scares
Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?
?Because everyone was a goblin!
What's the first thing ghosts do when they get in a car?
?They boo-kle their seatbelts
Why do mummies make good employees?
?They get all wrapped up in their work
What surgery does a vampire doctor perform?
?Fly by night operations
What did the ghost buy for his Haunted House?
?Home Moaner's Insurance
Why are there fences around cemeteries?
?Because people are dying to get in
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
?His ghoul friend
What's a monster's favorite play?
?Romeo and Ghouliet
What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?
?Count Duckula
?He didn't have the guts.
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
?Bone appetit !
What do ghosts serve for dessert?
?Ice Scream
Why do witches fly on brooms?
?Vacuum cleaner cords aren't long enough
When is it bad luck to meet a black cat?
?When you're a mouse
What was the witch's favorite subject in school?
?Spelling
What do you call a friendly dead Egyptian?
?A chummy mummy
What do you call a skeleton who won't work?
?Lazy bones
What do you call a fat Jack-O-Lantern?
?A plumpkin
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
?Dayscare centers
Why don't skeletons like parties?
?They have no body to dance with
What kind of mistakes do spooks make?
?Boo boos
What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?
?Benjamin Frankenstein
What do witches put on their hair?
?Scare spray
What was the favorite game at the ghosts' birthday party?
?Hide and shriek!
How does a witch tell time?
?She looks at her witch watch
How does a monster score a football touchdown?
?He runs over the ghoul line
What do the birds sing on Halloween?
?Twick or Tweet
What is Transylvania's national sport?
?Drac racing
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
?No body
Did you hear what happened to the boy and girl vampires?
?They loved in vein
Which story do all little witches love to hear at bedtime?
?Ghoul Deluxe and the Three Scares
Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?
?Because everyone was a goblin!
What's the first thing ghosts do when they get in a car?
?They boo-kle their seatbelts
Why do mummies make good employees?
?They get all wrapped up in their work
What surgery does a vampire doctor perform?
?Fly by night operations
What did the ghost buy for his Haunted House?
?Home Moaner's Insurance
Why are there fences around cemeteries?
?Because people are dying to get in
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
?His ghoul friend
What's a monster's favorite play?
?Romeo and Ghouliet
What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?
?Count Duckula
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