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    She Has Destroyed My Motor Sport Pleasure

    Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch,
    grabbed the keys, slipped quietly into the garage to load up the tyres
    and gear, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.

    The wind was blowing 80 kph. I pulled back into the garage, turned
    on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout
    the day.

    I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into
    bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different
    anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'

    My loving wife of 20 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid
    husband is out competing in that shit?'

    I still don't know to this day if she was joking, but I have stopped
    entering any motor sport.

    #2
    She Has Destroyed My Motor Sport Pleasure

    :H
    Formerly known as Starlight Impress.

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      #3
      She Has Destroyed My Motor Sport Pleasure

      As would i
      I don't care who you are...Your not walking on water while i'm fishing..
      One drink is too many... A thousand is never enough...Sober since July 2nd 2009

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        #4
        She Has Destroyed My Motor Sport Pleasure

        Brilliant!!
        "The person who says it cannot be done should not interrupt the person doing it"

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          #5
          She Has Destroyed My Motor Sport Pleasure

          It's those kind of one-liners I wish I could think of on the spur of the moment ! Brilliant !
          ?We are one another's angels?
          Sober since 29/04/2007

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            #6
            She Has Destroyed My Motor Sport Pleasure

            typical female response,like yestrday with my wife,she has lost ,25lbs the last year,and she looks wonderful,not much meat on her tho,so the other dsy a grabbed a hold of her and made a remark,wow i can grab a hold of some meat again,not good,you ladies no wht i mean hahaha gyco

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              #7
              She Has Destroyed My Motor Sport Pleasure

              Gyco!!

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                #8
                She Has Destroyed My Motor Sport Pleasure

                tfrog....good one!! Gyco, as always....ur so naughty
                Was an alcoholic yesterday, an alcoholic today and will still be an alcoholic tomorrow..... but I'm in charge now!

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                  #9
                  She Has Destroyed My Motor Sport Pleasure

                  Hee Heeeeeeeeee!!!

                  Sammys

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