8.15 Wake up to hugs and kisses
8.30 Weigh in 2Kgs lighter than yesterday
8.45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants. Open presents - expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful partner.
9.15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil
10.00 Light work out at club with sexy, funny personal trainer
10.30 Facial, manicure, makeup application, shampoo, condition, blow wave
12.00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe
12.45 Catch site of partners ex and notice she has gained 17kgs
1.00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit
3.00 Nap
4.00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist. Card is from secret admirer
4.15 Massage from strong but gentle hunk who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body.
5.30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe
7.30 Candlelit dinner for 2, followed by dancing with compliments from other diners / dancers
10.00 Hot shower alone
10.50 Carried to bed, fresh ironed, crisp white linen
11.00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddles
11.15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms
Perfect Day for Him
6.00 Alarm
6.15 Blow job
6.30 Massive, satisfying shit while reading the sports section.
7.00 Breakfast - steak and eggs, coffee and toast all cooked by naked buxom wench showing her growler
7.30 limo arrives
7.45 Several beers on route to airport
9.15 Flight in personal Lear jet
9.30 Limo to Mirage resort golf club (blow job en route)
9.45 Play front nine (2 under par)
11.45 Lunch - steak and lobster, 3 beers and bottle of Dom Perignon
12.15 Blow job
12.30 Play back nine (4 under)
2.15 Limo back to airport (several bourbons0
2.30 Fly to Bahamas
3.30 Late afternoon fishing expedition, all female crew, all nude who also bend over showing their growlers
4.30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs) on light tackle
5.00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle McPhereson (bending over showing her growler, naturally)
6.45 Shit, shave and shower
7.00 Watch news, Michael Jackson assassinated
7.30 Dinner - Lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon (1953) big juicy fillet steak, followed by ice cream served on a pair of tits.
9.00 Napoleon brandy and Habanos cigars in front of wall sized TV as you watch football game
9.30 Sex with 3 women, all with lesbian tendencies
11.00 Massage and jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing beer
11.30 Night cap blow job
11.45 In bed alone
11.50 22 second fart which changes note 4 times and causes the dog to leave the room
11.51 Laugh yourself to sleep
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