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    The wedding night

    Fred and Mary get married but couldn't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's Mom and Dad's house for their first night together.





    In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast.


    As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Fred and Mary are up yet.





    She replies, 'No'.





    Johnny asks, 'Do you know what I think?'





    His mom replies, 'I don't want to hear what you think!


    Just go to school.'




    Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, 'Are Fred and Mary up yet?'




    She replies, 'No.'




    Johnny says, 'Do you know what I think?'


    His mom replies, 'Never mind what you think!


    Eat your lunch and go back to school .'




    After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, 'Are Fred and Mary up yet?'


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    His mom says, 'No.'





    He asks, 'Do you know what I think?'





    His mom replies, 'Ok, now tell me what you think?'




    He says: 'Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think...




    I gave him my airplane glue.'
    I don't care who you are...Your not walking on water while i'm fishing..
    One drink is too many... A thousand is never enough...Sober since July 2nd 2009

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    The wedding night

    That was great !!!!!!! Ha! IAD.
    ?Be who you are and say what you feel because
    those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.?
    Dr. Seuss

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      #3
      The wedding night

      Yup, that made me LOL, thanks!
      "Action is...the enemy of thought." :l Joseph Conrad

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        #4
        The wedding night

        hahaaahahha,thts one i havent hurd

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