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    The Sensitive Man

    A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk. They connect. They end up leaving together. They get back to his place and as he shows her around his apartment she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.

    There are three shelves in the bedroom, filled with teddy bears carefully placed in rows, covering the entire wall. She is immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display. There are small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf.

    She finds it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large collection of Teddy Bears. Quite impressed by his sensitive side, she turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds warmly. They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each others clothes and make hot, steamy love.

    After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they lie there together basking in the afterglow. She rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, "Well, how was it?"

    He gently smiles at her, looks deeply into her eyes and says, "Pretty good. Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf." :H
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    The Sensitive Man

    LOL good one
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      #3
      The Sensitive Man

      Hmmm, this further confirms my opinion of men!

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        #4
        The Sensitive Man

        Doesn`t surprise ME in the least.........that`s men for you!!! :H
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          #5
          The Sensitive Man

          Well at least she got something out of it! :H

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            #6
            The Sensitive Man

            Geez...she asks, he tells her, and people complain?
            Women, I'll never figure them out! LOL
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              #7
              The Sensitive Man

              OMG....MEN ???
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                #8
                The Sensitive Man

                Ha ha-- I'll bet she demanded a big one, though!
                Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life... And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. They somehow already know what you truly want to become. Everything else is secondary.

                Steve Jobs, Stanford Commencement Adress, 2005

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                  #9
                  The Sensitive Man

                  Ha ha ha ha ha... :H

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                    #10
                    The Sensitive Man

                    LOL hart!
                    *Serenity is the calm WITHIN the storm*

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                      #11
                      The Sensitive Man

                      Ha ha ha!!! Love it!
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