A wee girl is stopped at the lights waiting to cross the road with her brand new bike
A horse-mounted cop asks her, "nice bike, little girl, did Santa bring it to you for Christmas?"
"Yes, Sir", replies the little girl
"Well", says the cop, "here's a $5.00 ticket. Tell Santa next year to bring you a rear reflector light".
The little girl looks up at the policeman...
"Nice horse, Sir," she says, "did Santa bring it to you for Christmas"
Playing along with the wee girl, the officer replies with a chuckle, "Why yes, little girl, he sure did".....
"Well", replies the little girl, "tell Santa the dick goes UNDERNEATH the horse, not on top."
A horse-mounted cop asks her, "nice bike, little girl, did Santa bring it to you for Christmas?"
"Yes, Sir", replies the little girl
"Well", says the cop, "here's a $5.00 ticket. Tell Santa next year to bring you a rear reflector light".
The little girl looks up at the policeman...
"Nice horse, Sir," she says, "did Santa bring it to you for Christmas"
Playing along with the wee girl, the officer replies with a chuckle, "Why yes, little girl, he sure did".....
"Well", replies the little girl, "tell Santa the dick goes UNDERNEATH the horse, not on top."
Comment