A guy walks into a bar, sits down, orders a drink.
He looks at a board over the bar and reads:
"Bar Snacks:
Tomato and Cheese Sandwich $2,50
Chicken Majo Sandwich $3,00
HAND JOB $5
He looks at the gorgeaus blond busty bar lady and asks:
Are you the lady doing the handjobs?
To which she replies with her eyelids flattering in a sexy voice:
Yes Baby. That's me.
To which the guy replies:
Than go wash your friggin hands, I want a Cheese and Tomato Sandwich!
He looks at a board over the bar and reads:
"Bar Snacks:
Tomato and Cheese Sandwich $2,50
Chicken Majo Sandwich $3,00
HAND JOB $5
He looks at the gorgeaus blond busty bar lady and asks:
Are you the lady doing the handjobs?
To which she replies with her eyelids flattering in a sexy voice:
Yes Baby. That's me.
To which the guy replies:
Than go wash your friggin hands, I want a Cheese and Tomato Sandwich!
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