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    Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged

    Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

    Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are

    Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

    Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angles Sing About Me

    Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and trees and Fire Hydrants and......

    Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get me

    Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

    Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why

    Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells...
    Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life... And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. They somehow already know what you truly want to become. Everything else is secondary.

    Steve Jobs, Stanford Commencement Adress, 2005

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    Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged

    Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angles Sing About Me#

    Yeah got on that one right away beatle!! By the way which one are you? John, Paul, Ringo or George????????lo
    "Keep me away from the wisdom which does not cry, the philosophy which does not laugh and the greatness which does not bow before children." Kahlil Gibran
    Clean and sober 25th January 2009

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      #3
      Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged

      That is soooo funny..

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        #4
        Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged

        Finally! A Christmas carol I can relate to!!!
        FINALLY -- I'm a non-drinker!!

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          #5
          Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged

          ABSOLUTE FU**ING CLASSIC!!!!!!! Love it!!!
          *Serenity is the calm WITHIN the storm*

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            #6
            Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged

            Very clever, very clever!!!
            AF since 15th March 2010

            The journey is the goal. As long as you're fighting the good fight and you're not giving up on giving up, you're winning. It's not about how often you get knocked down, it's about how often you get up again. Sobriety the goal for sure. But striving to get to that goal is what it's about. Not getting there. Because the journey never ends. The journey is the goal.

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              #7
              Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged

              Love it! Love it! Love it! :H
              AF since 1/2009

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                #8
                Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged

                How about.....

                Arsonist : I saw three ships just catching fire, just catching fire in the morning ....

                Addict : Ding Dong Merrily I'm High

                Sex addict : I came upon a midnight clear.
                Living now and not just existing since 9th July 2008
                Nicotine Free since 6th February 2009

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                  #9
                  Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged

                  Beatle, SA,
                  You put the Cheer in Christmas! Thanks
                  BHOG
                  War isn't working. Let's try Peace!

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