FIRST TIME SEX ............
>>>
>>> A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have a
>>> dinner with her parents.
>>> Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that
>>> after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
>>> The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to
>>> the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first
>>> time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy
>>> everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the
>>> pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack,
>>> 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he
>>> thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
>>> That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his
>>> girlfriend at the door. 'Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come
>>> on in!' The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the
>>> girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his
>>> head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head
>>> down.
>>> 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
>>> Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and
>>> whispers to the boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious.' The boy
>>> turns, and whispers back, 'I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.'
>>>
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>>>
>>> A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have a
>>> dinner with her parents.
>>> Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that
>>> after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
>>> The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to
>>> the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first
>>> time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy
>>> everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the
>>> pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack,
>>> 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he
>>> thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
>>> That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his
>>> girlfriend at the door. 'Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come
>>> on in!' The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the
>>> girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his
>>> head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head
>>> down.
>>> 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
>>> Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and
>>> whispers to the boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious.' The boy
>>> turns, and whispers back, 'I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.'
>>>
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