Unfortunately, as I have gotten a little older, I have become a little
> less sensitive. So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart
> greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day......
>
> About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud,
> unattractive,mean-acting woman walked into the store with her
> two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. As I had been
> instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart.
> Nice children you have there, are they twins?'
>
> The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no,
> they ain't twins.. The oldest one's 9, and the youngest one's 7. Why the
> hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
>
> So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid Ma'am, I just couldn't
> believe you got laid twice. Have a nice day and thank you for shopping
> at Wal-Mart.'
>
> My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work
>
> less sensitive. So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart
> greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day......
>
> About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud,
> unattractive,mean-acting woman walked into the store with her
> two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. As I had been
> instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart.
> Nice children you have there, are they twins?'
>
> The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no,
> they ain't twins.. The oldest one's 9, and the youngest one's 7. Why the
> hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
>
> So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid Ma'am, I just couldn't
> believe you got laid twice. Have a nice day and thank you for shopping
> at Wal-Mart.'
>
> My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work
>
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