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    Unfortunately, as I have gotten a little older, I have become a little
    > less sensitive. So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart
    > greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day......
    >
    > About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud,
    > unattractive,mean-acting woman walked into the store with her
    > two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. As I had been
    > instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart.
    > Nice children you have there, are they twins?'
    >
    > The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no,
    > they ain't twins.. The oldest one's 9, and the youngest one's 7. Why the
    > hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
    >
    > So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid Ma'am, I just couldn't
    > believe you got laid twice. Have a nice day and thank you for shopping
    > at Wal-Mart.'
    >
    > My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work
    >

    #2
    Lost job

    hart!
    that is soooo funny!
    War isn't working. Let's try Peace!

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      #3
      Lost job

      LMAO!
      :l
      LTG AF January 13, 2011

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        #4
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        OMG that's hilarious!!!!
        "Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall."

        ~Red :h

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          #5
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          I love it!!!!
          Living now and not just existing since 9th July 2008
          Nicotine Free since 6th February 2009

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            #6
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            Brill!

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              #7
              Lost job

              I would have said the exact same thing! I love it!
              If you do not live the life you believe, you will believe the life you live.

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