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    Only in Canada....

    Drunk Driving - Only a local could pull this one off! This is a true story from Tobermory in Ontario:

    Recently a Police patrol car parked outside a local neighbourhood bar.
    Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five vehicles. The man managed to find his car, which he fell into. He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.

    Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine dry night). Then flicked the indicators on, then off, tooted the horn and then switched on the lights.
    He moved the vehicle forward a few cm, reversed a little and then remained stationary for a few more minutes as some more vehicles left. At last he pulled out of the parking lot and started to drive slowly down the road.

    The Police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and carried out a random breathalyzer test. To his amazement the breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man's intoxication.

    The Police officer said - 'I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the Police station - this breathalyzer equipment must be broken. ?I doubt it? said the man, 'tonight, I'm the designated decoy'.
    Okay, WHO put a stop payment on my reality check?

    Winning since October 24th, 2013

    #2
    Only in Canada....

    good one have heard it on here before nver gets old by the way I l8ive and grew up not more than half hour from the canadian border small world thanks for the laugh can always use that!!!

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      #3
      Only in Canada....

      That is brilliant!
      Listen for God's voice in everything you do, everywhere you go; He's the one who will keep you on track. Proverbs 3:6 The Message

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        #4
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        Just a quick question........being a US citizen I just wanted to know : What is Boxing Day ?......I've seen it on our calenders all my life and never knew what it was . Ha! IAD. ( Canadians ).
        ?Be who you are and say what you feel because
        those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.?
        Dr. Seuss

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          #5
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          IAD;517916 wrote: Just a quick question........being a US citizen I just wanted to know : What is Boxing Day ?......I've seen it on our calenders all my life and never knew what it was . Ha! IAD. ( Canadians ).
          Hi IAD. Boxing Day - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Here is some information. It's another day off of work. Pretty smart Eh!

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            #6
            Only in Canada....

            Hi Mohun!!!! So you're from the left coast of Canada, eh?!!!!

            Your left or mine? :H
            Okay, WHO put a stop payment on my reality check?

            Winning since October 24th, 2013

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              #7
              Only in Canada....

              THANKS.........IAD
              ?Be who you are and say what you feel because
              those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.?
              Dr. Seuss

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                #8
                Only in Canada....

                I'm from Ottawa, Ontario, Canada

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                  #9
                  Only in Canada....

                  Great joke. I'll pass it on.

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