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    Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet.

    Airhead (er*hed) n. What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman.

    Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q) n. You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up, but, he, "made the dinner."

    Blonde jokes (blond joks) n. Jokes that are short so men can understand them.

    Diet Soda (dy*it so*da) n. A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a half pound bag of peanut M&Ms.

    Eternity (e*ter*ni*tee) n. The last two minutes of a football game.

    Exercise (ex*er*siz) v. To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase.

    Grocery List (grow*ser*ee list) n. What you spend half an hour writing, then forget to take with you to the store.

    Hair Dresser (hare dres*er) n. Someone who is able to create a style you will never be able to duplicate again. See "Magician."

    Hardware Store (hard*war stor) n. Similar to a black hole in space-if he goes in, he isn't coming out anytime soon.

    Childbirth (child*brth) n. You get to go through 36 hours of contractions; he gets to hold your hand and say "focus ... breathe... push..."

    Lipstick (lip*stik) n. On your lips, coloring to enhance the beauty of your mouth. On his collar, coloring only a tramp would wear...!

    Park (park) v./n. Before children, a verb meaning, "to go somewhere and neck." After children, a noun meaning a place with a swing set and slide.

    Patience (pa*shens) n. The most important ingredient for dating, marriage and children. See also "tranquilizers."

    Waterproof Mascara (wah*tr*pruf mas*kar*ah) n. Comes off if you cry, shower, or swim, but will not come off if you try to remove it.

    Valentine's Day (val*en*tinez dae) n. A day when you have dreams of a candlelight dinner, diamonds, and romance, but consider yourself lucky to get a card
    :beach: life does change as long as you are willing to change yourself ..
    best thing about the future it comes one day at a time..

    #2
    joke of the dayFemale Dictionary

    I sure relate to the Grocery Store list, I do that all the time! :H

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      #3
      joke of the dayFemale Dictionary

      A woman's world....Ha! IAD.
      ?Be who you are and say what you feel because
      those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.?
      Dr. Seuss

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        #4
        joke of the dayFemale Dictionary

        IAD;518860 wrote: A woman's world....Ha! IAD.

        OH YEH ... I HAD TO QUOTE YOU IAD SO I COULD REPEAT THE PICTURE ......LOVE LOOKING AT THAT ONE .... OUCH


        HAHAHAHAHAHA :H:H:H:H:H
        ?We are one another's angels?
        Sober since 29/04/2007

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          #5
          joke of the dayFemale Dictionary

          IAD,

          You find the funniest pictures!! I love it. :H:H

          Roger, all except the football one are so true for me. Oh, and I don't wear lipstick.

          Good stuff, guys!!

          Love,
          Cindi
          AF April 9, 2016

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