A businessman made his first trip to the Far East and succumbed to the pleasures offered in the brothels. A short time after his return home, he noticed pain and discoloration of his penis, and rushed to his doctor. After explaining his recent history and some tests, his doctor broke the harsh news that he had an incurable disease and must have his penis amputated. The man was so distraught, he sought a second opinion, only to be given the same diagnosis. Finally, he tearfully confided in a friend his awful predicament, and his friend suggested he go to a doctor from the area he had visited, who might have more direct information about this particular ailment and treatment. The businessman immediately located such a doctor, and went to his office. After his examination, the new doctor spoke with him.
"Well, Doctor, what do you think?" asked the businessman, nervously. "Were the other Doctors correct? Must I have an amputation??"
"Oh, no, no, no, no amputation necessary!" replied the doctor, shaking his head.
"Thank God!" gushed the businessman. " Thank you, thank you!! What must I do?"
"Oh, do nothing," replied the doctor. "Two, three week, it fall off by itself." :upset:
"Well, Doctor, what do you think?" asked the businessman, nervously. "Were the other Doctors correct? Must I have an amputation??"
"Oh, no, no, no, no amputation necessary!" replied the doctor, shaking his head.
"Thank God!" gushed the businessman. " Thank you, thank you!! What must I do?"
"Oh, do nothing," replied the doctor. "Two, three week, it fall off by itself." :upset:
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