Several years ago, when my husband was an hourly employee at his job, there was a bench outside that was unofficially titled the "Sex Bench." Supposedly, you could only sit on this special bench during lunch and breaks if you'd had sex the night before. One guy, who was admittedly very strange, never sat there, and finally he got up the nerve to ask this rowdy bunch (including my Hubs) how they managed to talk their wives into being so accomodating. Well, if you knew them, you'd know this was a BAAAAAAAD mistake, but I guess the guy was desperate! The group proceeded to tell the poor guy all their techniques, which can't be repeated, and make suggestions to help him in the bedroom. A few days later, the guy was out for 2 days, and when he returned, he wouldn't speak to any of his 'advisors.' Finally, someone got him to explain what had happened. He told how he had gone home and begun to implement the 'foreplay' ideas with dinner, candlelight, etc., which went well. However, he said, when things finally moved to the bedroom, his wife ended up locking him out of the house and calling the police! He spent the night in jail (don't ask, I don't know the charges!) and spent the next day sorting out his legal problems. From that day until he recently retired, he ate lunch alone in the break room.
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