One day he saw a sign: "Drink Canada Dry." He went!
He recently had a sobering experience. The bar closed.
He likes to drink because it makes the world go round.
He ruined his health by drinking to everyone else's!
Every morning he gets up tight and early!
She spends so much time drinking, her teeth are bottle-capped!
She doesn't wear glasses. She just empties them!
She never drinks unless she's alone or with somebody!
He proposed to her on hands and knees. She was under the table at the time.
He felt like a new man. The trouble was that the new man wanted a drink too.
I KNOW STUPID, RIGHT? What do you want from Milton Berle
He recently had a sobering experience. The bar closed.
He likes to drink because it makes the world go round.
He ruined his health by drinking to everyone else's!
Every morning he gets up tight and early!
She spends so much time drinking, her teeth are bottle-capped!
She doesn't wear glasses. She just empties them!
She never drinks unless she's alone or with somebody!
He proposed to her on hands and knees. She was under the table at the time.
He felt like a new man. The trouble was that the new man wanted a drink too.
I KNOW STUPID, RIGHT? What do you want from Milton Berle
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