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    The Lone Ranger's last requests....

    The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war Party.

    The Indian Chief proclaims, 'So, you are the great Lone Ranger.. In Honor of the Harvest Festival, you will
    be executed in three days. Before I kill you, I grant you three requests.
    What is your first request?'

    The Lone Ranger responds, 'I'd like to speak to my horse.'
    The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the
    Lone Ranger who whispers in Silver's Ear, and the horse gallops away.

    Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his back.
    As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's Tent and spends the night

    The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed. 'You have a very fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill you
    in two days. What is your second request?'

    The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to
    him, and he again whispers in the horse's ear. As before, Silver takes off
    and disappears over the horizon.

    Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns,
    this time with a voluptuous brunette, more attractive than the blonde.
    She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.

    The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed.
    'You are indeed a man of many talents, but I will still kill you tomorrow.
    'What is your last request?'

    The Lone Ranger responds, 'I'd like to speak to my horse - alone.'
    The Chief is curious, but he agrees, and Silver is brought to the Lone Ranger's
    tent. Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks him square in the eye and says,
    "Listen very carefully - for ... The .... Last ....f**king time,
    I Said ..... 'BRING POSSE!!'

    .
    Okay, WHO put a stop payment on my reality check?

    Winning since October 24th, 2013

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    The Lone Ranger's last requests....

    That was hillarious ! Sun !.....just another Lone Ranger joke:

    Stupid Joke: The Lone Ranger


    The Lone Ranger
    and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, they fell sound asleep.

    Some hours later, Tonto wakes The Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabi, look towards sky, what you see?"

    The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."

    "What that tell you?" asked Tonto.

    The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute, then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?

    Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, "Kemo Sabi,
    you dumb ass. It tell me someone stolen tent." Ha! LOL IAD
    ?Be who you are and say what you feel because
    those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.?
    Dr. Seuss

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      #3
      The Lone Ranger's last requests....

      Excellent, both of them!!!
      Living now and not just existing since 9th July 2008
      Nicotine Free since 6th February 2009

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        #4
        The Lone Ranger's last requests....

        :H:H:H
        I like yours better, IAD!
        Okay, WHO put a stop payment on my reality check?

        Winning since October 24th, 2013

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