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    Theft Problem - IMPORTANT MESSAGE

    You've heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves.

    My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs. It was just that quick. The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans.

    And then the thieves struck again.

    My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear-end to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier. But my new butt was attached at least three inches lower than my original! I realized I'd have to give up my jeans in favor of long skirts.

    Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was fixing my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm swing to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary - my body was being replaced one section at a time.

    What could they do to me next?

    When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey neck, I decided to tell my story. Women of the world, wake up and smell the coffee! Those 'plastic' surgeons are using REAL replacement body parts - stolen from you and me! The next time someone you know has something 'lifted', look again - was it lifted from you?
    THIS IS NOT A HOAX. This is happening to women everywhere every night.
    WARN YOUR FRIENDS!


    P. S. Last year I thought someone had stolen my Boobs. I was lying in bed and they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden in my waistband.

    These same thieves come in my closet and shrink my clothes!
    How do they do it????
    Okay, WHO put a stop payment on my reality check?

    Winning since October 24th, 2013

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    Theft Problem - IMPORTANT MESSAGE

    Those same thieves sucked all the brown out of my hair.

    BASTARDS!

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      #3
      Theft Problem - IMPORTANT MESSAGE

      I'm sure its the same lot, but they GAVE me something - Hairy Toes! - But they did take my Husbands Hair......
      Proud to be SLIGHTLY SLOVENLY.:wavin:


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        #4
        Theft Problem - IMPORTANT MESSAGE

        OMG Betty - they're stealing your husband's hair and fusing it onto YOUR toes ...

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          #5
          Theft Problem - IMPORTANT MESSAGE

          No, my toe hair is definitely stolen from a poor monkey somewhere.
          Proud to be SLIGHTLY SLOVENLY.:wavin:


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            #6
            Theft Problem - IMPORTANT MESSAGE

            Sunny, You crack me up! I was laughing out loud while reading that! Sweaty and Tawny, I think the 'thieves' are very generous with hair. They even gave me some for my upper lip! Keeping me warm through the winter.
            Dill

            Dont forget, you can: start late, start over, be unsure, try and fail AND STILL SUCCEED!

            If it is important to you, you will find a way. If not, you will find an excuse.

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              #7
              Theft Problem - IMPORTANT MESSAGE

              I wonder if any of the guys are missing a whisker. I have a mysterious gray WHISKER on my chin. I keep yanking it out and it grows back every time.
              If you do not live the life you believe, you will believe the life you live.

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                #8
                Theft Problem - IMPORTANT MESSAGE

                I have three of those suckers, Prest.
                "Action is...the enemy of thought." :l Joseph Conrad

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