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    Nurses aren't supposed to laugh!

    "Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional nurse. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."

    "Okay then," Fred said and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest man thingy the nurse had ever seen... Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AA battery.

    Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling then fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later she was able to struggle to her feet and regain her composure.

    "I'm so sorry," said the nurse. "I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?"

    "It's swollen," Fred replied.

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    Okay, WHO put a stop payment on my reality check?

    Winning since October 24th, 2013

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    Nurses aren't supposed to laugh!

    :H:H:H:H:H
    Starting over again
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      #3
      Nurses aren't supposed to laugh!

      LMAO
      "Decide-Which Voice in Your Head you Can Keep Alive" (Shinedown)

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        #4
        Nurses aren't supposed to laugh!

        LMAO......Oh the poor baby...now who wants to volunteer to kiss it and make it better ???
        sigpicEyes on the PRIZE, a SOBER Future !!!

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          #5
          Nurses aren't supposed to laugh!

          ROFLMAO! Love ittt
          The way I change the past is by not repeating it
          -James Hetfield, Metallica

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