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    Ralph and Edna

    Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't
    mean they don't love you with all they have. Ralph and Edna were both
    patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the
    hospital swimming pool. Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end.

    He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

    Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled
    him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act
    she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now
    considered her to be mentally stable.

    When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news
    And bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were
    Able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of
    The person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound
    mindedness.

    The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe
    Belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.'

    Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon
    can I go home?'

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    Ralph and Edna

    LMAO!!
    Living now and not just existing since 9th July 2008
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      Ralph and Edna

      Oops!

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        Ralph and Edna

        Do YOU have a pool, Red? LOL
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        Never look down on a person unless you are offering them a hand up.
        awprint: RUBY Imagine yourself doing What you love and loving What you do, Being happy From the inside Out, experiencing your Dreams wide awake, Being creative, being Unique, being you - changing things to the way YOU know they can BE - Living the Life you Always imagined.awprint:

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          Ralph and Edna

          :H
          Proud to be SLIGHTLY SLOVENLY.:wavin:


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