ZOOLANDER EXTREME!

[fickle]

Do you have any idea what it's like to be really, really, really ridiculously good looking???


All this tanning has burned my retinas - where is the camera?

[fickle]

ZOOLANDER EXTREME!


The hotel double-booked the body building and hairdressing conventions.

[fickle]

ZOOLANDER EXTREME!


Superguido.

[fickle]

ZOOLANDER EXTREME!


Tanned hedgehogs looking for a little lovin'.

[fickle]

ZOOLANDER EXTREME!


For some reason, the guy in the pink gives me the urge to sweep the floor

[fickle]

ZOOLANDER EXTREME!


I'm too sexy for my hair gel

[fickle]

ZOOLANDER EXTREME!


Hurry up Joey! Take the picture before the owner sees me posing with his car. ..

[fickle]

ZOOLANDER EXTREME!


He had to buy all new shirts because he ripped his old ones on his hair.

[fickle]

ZOOLANDER EXTREME!


Maybe if I hold this pack of cigarettes, I can fool the girls on Craigslist into thinking I'm old enough to drive.

[fickle]

ZOOLANDER EXTREME!


Let's try the same thing with a bottle of Greygoose.

[fickle]

ZOOLANDER EXTREME!


Whoever thought Oompa Loompas and Vampires could be friends?

[fickle]

ZOOLANDER EXTREME!


Tanning Gone Wild!!!

[fickle]

ZOOLANDER EXTREME!


Hair-too-heavy. Can't-hold-up-head.

[fickle]

ZOOLANDER EXTREME!


Does this color even exist in nature? Crayola needs a new crayon, 'Long Island Guido Orange'.

[fickle]

ZOOLANDER EXTREME!


I am very rarely speechless. This is one of those moments.