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    Sorry in advance to my Canadian friends

    The American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's Penis was larger than the shaft. After 1 year and $180,000, they concluded that the reason that the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.

    After the US published the study, the French decided to do their own study. After $250,000 and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the woman more pleasure during sex.

    Canadians, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46 and 2 cases of beer, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting himself in the forehead.
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    Sorry in advance to my Canadian friends

    nice one lvt25, it gave me a smile


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      #3
      Sorry in advance to my Canadian friends

      ROFL
      Are you suggesting we're 'low budget' kinda people?
      :H
      Okay, WHO put a stop payment on my reality check?

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        #4
        Sorry in advance to my Canadian friends

        LMAO!!
        Love it!

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          #5
          Sorry in advance to my Canadian friends

          you love it cause its CANADIAN hahahahahaha

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            #6
            Sorry in advance to my Canadian friends

            That was hilarious I almost choked on my breakfast.
            "Keep your eyes and heart focused on the end goal at all times, and never settle for less."

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