This is a specially formulated diet designed to help WOMEN cope with the stress that builds during the day
BREAKFAST
1 Grapefruit
1 slice wholemeal toast
1 cup skimmed milk
LUNCH
1 small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach
1 cup herbal tea
1 biscuit
AFTERNOON TEA
The rest of the biscuits from the packet
1 tub of Gino Ginelli ice cream with chocolate topping
DINNER
4 bottles of wine (red or white)
2 loaves garlic bread
1 family size Supreme pizza
3 chocolate bars
LATE NIGHT SNACK
1 whole cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)
REMEMBER:
'stressed' spelled backwards is 'desserts'
DR NEIL PROCLAIMED:
The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.......
So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished;
and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot,
a bottle of Chardonay , a bole of Baileys, a butle of Kehuha, a pockage of biscuits ,
the mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke,
some saltins an a bax a cholates..
Yu haf no idr who gud I fel.
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