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    This is a specially formulated diet designed to help WOMEN cope with the stress that builds during the day

    BREAKFAST
    1 Grapefruit
    1 slice wholemeal toast
    1 cup skimmed milk

    LUNCH
    1 small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach
    1 cup herbal tea
    1 biscuit

    AFTERNOON TEA
    The rest of the biscuits from the packet
    1 tub of Gino Ginelli ice cream with chocolate topping

    DINNER
    4 bottles of wine (red or white)
    2 loaves garlic bread
    1 family size Supreme pizza
    3 chocolate bars

    LATE NIGHT SNACK
    1 whole cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)

    REMEMBER:
    'stressed' spelled backwards is 'desserts'


    DR NEIL PROCLAIMED:
    The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.......

    So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished;
    and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot,
    a bottle of Chardonay , a bole of Baileys, a butle of Kehuha, a pockage of biscuits ,
    the mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke,
    some saltins an a bax a cholates..

    Yu haf no idr who gud I fel.

    #2
    The 7 Menopausal Dwarfs

    LMAO Ficks!!!!
    Living now and not just existing since 9th July 2008
    Nicotine Free since 6th February 2009

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      #3
      The 7 Menopausal Dwarfs

      Shit!

      OMG,
      you have been in my House!
      Shas
      Just keep on swmming, just keep on swimming!

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        #4
        The 7 Menopausal Dwarfs

        Fickle you are on a serious roll with these jokes....you're killin' me
        Sometimes I wonder...."Why is that frisbee getting bigger?"...and then it hits me.

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          #5
          The 7 Menopausal Dwarfs

          I am rolling on the floor right now....

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            #6
            The 7 Menopausal Dwarfs

            OMG!! :H:H:J
            AF since 7/26/2009




            "There is nothing noble in being superior to other man. The true nobility is being superior to your previous self."--Hindu proverb.

            "Sobriety isn't a landing but rather a journey." anonymous

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