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    A young man moved into a new flat of his own and went to the lobby to
    put his name on his mailbox.

    While there, an attractive young lady came out of the flat next to the
    mailboxes, wearing a robe.

    The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with
    him.

    As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had
    nothing else on.

    The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.

    After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go
    to my apartment, I hear someone coming."

    He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned
    against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely.

    Now nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?"

    Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your
    ears."

    Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts;
    they are full and 100% natural. I work out every day and my butt is firm
    and solid. Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere. How can you think
    that the best part of my body is my ears?"

    Clearing his throat, he stammered.... "Outside, when you said you heard
    someone coming.... that was me."
    "Keep me away from the wisdom which does not cry, the philosophy which does not laugh and the greatness which does not bow before children." Kahlil Gibran
    Clean and sober 25th January 2009

    #2
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    cracker, hahahaha

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      #3
      Best feature

      :H

      Love it.
      The only thing worth stealing is a kiss...:flower: zwink:

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        #4
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        ewwwwww!
        FINALLY -- I'm a non-drinker!!

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          #5
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          Too much. I'm sitting here busting a gut and i can't show anyone the joke!
          War isn't working. Let's try Peace!

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